Jostein Gaarder · 309 pages
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“How terribly sad it was that people are made in such a way that they get used to something as extraordinary as living.”
“A joker is a little fool who is different from everyone else. He's not a club, diamond, heart, or spade. He's not an eight or a nine, a king or a jack. He is an outsider. He is placed in the same pack as the other cards, but he doesn't belong there. Therefore, he can be removed without anybody missing him.”
“When you realize there is something you don't understand, then you're generally on the right path to understanding all kinds of things.”
“As long as we are children, we have the ability to experience things around us--but then we grow used to the world. To grow up is to get drunk on sensory experience.”
“Our lives are part of a unique adventure... Nevertheless, most of us think the world is 'normal' and are constantly hunting for something abnormal--like angels or Martians. But that is just because we don't realize the world is a mystery. As for myself, I felt completely different. I saw the world as an amazing dream. I was hunting for some kind of explanation of how everything fit together.”
“There is always Joker to see through the delusion. Generation succeeds generation, but there is a fool walking the earth who is never ravaged by time.”
“There are five billion people living on this planet. But you fall in love with one particular person, and you won't swap her for any other.”
“I sat thinking how terribly sad it was that people are made in such a way that they get used to something as incredible as living. One day we suddenly take the fact that we exist for granted - and then, yes, then we don’t think about it anymore until we are about to leave the world again.”
“Although you may not stumble across a Martian in the garden, you might stumble across yourself. The day that happens, you'll probably also scream a little. And that'll be perfectly all right, because it's not every day you realize you're a living planet dweller on a little island in the universe.”
“A Russian cosmonaut and a Russian brain surgeon were once discussing Christianity. The brain surgeon was a Christian, but the cosmonaut wasn’t. ‘I have been in outer space many times,’ bragged the cosmonaut, ‘but I have never seen any angels.’ The brain surgeon stared in amazement, but then he said, ‘And I have operated on many intelligent brains, but I have never seen a single thought.”
“I don't belong anywhere.
I am neither a heart, a diamond, a club, nor a spade. I am neither a King, a Jack, an Eight, nor an Ace.
As I am here - I am merely the Joker, and who that is I have had to find out for myself.
Every time I toss my head, the jingling bells remind me that I have no family.
I have no number - and no trade either.
I have gone around observing your activities from the outside.
Because of this I have also been able to see things to which you have been blind.
Every morning you have gone to work, but you have never been fully awake.
It is different for the Joker, because he was put into this world with a flaw:
he sees too deeply and too much.
Truth is a lonely thing.”
“If just one of [those people] experiences life as a crazy adventure--and I mean that he, or she, experiences this every single day... Then he or she is a joker in a pack of cards.”
“I have gone around observing your activities from the outside. Because of this I have also been able to see things to which you have been blind... Every morning you have gone to work, but you have never been fully awake. Of course, you have seen the sun and the moon, the stars in the sky, and everything that moves, but you haven't really seen it at all. It is different for the Joker, because he was put into this world with a flaw: He sees too clearly and too much.”
“It is different for us mortals. We are the ones who become old and grey. We are the ones who become worn at the seams and disappear. But not our dreams. They can live on in other people even after we have gone.”
“a sensation is always the same as a piece of news, and a piece of news never lives long.”
“If our brains were as simple as we could understand them, than we would be so stupid that we couldn't understand them again.”
“We are thrown together with a sprinkling of stardust.”
“Every single morning I wake with a bang,' he said. 'It's as though the fact that I am alive is injected into me; I am a character in a fairytale, bursting with life.”
“اگر مغز ما آن قدر ساده بود که میتوانستیم آن را درک کنیم، آن قدر احمق میبودیم که به هیچ وجه نمیتوانستیم آن را درک کنیم.”
“What do you learn in school, Hans Thomas?” Dad asked. “To sit still,” I replied. “It’s so difficult that we spend many years learning to do it.”
“• هر کسی آزاد است دربارهی هرچیزی که دوست دارد خیال بافی کند، اما وظیفه دارد موجودات خیالی خود را ازین واقعیت آگاه کند که آنها خیالی بیش نیستند. در غیر این صورت آنها را دست انداخته، و آنها حق دارند او را بکشند.”
“But Dad said we had to try, because neither he or I could bear the thought of living the rest of our lives without her.”
“I don't belong anywhere.
I am neither a heart, a diamond, a club, nor a spade. I am neither a King, a Jack, an Eight, nor an Ace.
As I am here - I am merely the Joker, and who that is I have had to find out for myself.”
“• خودت را یک نیشگون بگیر تا مطمئن شوی که حقیقت داری.”
“• فکر میکنم دربارهی ساختمان فضای خارج از جو زمین بیشتر اطلاع دارم، تا علت رفتن این زن، بدون آنکه دلیلی برای این کارش بیاورد.”
“كيف نستطيع أن نعيش علي هذه الأرض ونحن نغمض عيوننا أو أن نجد الحياة أمراً بديهياً؟”
“أعتقد أننا لسنا وحدنا يا ولدي، إيه أبدا لا. إن الكون يفيض بالحياة والمشكلة الوحيدة هي أننا لن نعرف أبدا ما إن كنا الكائنات الحية الوحيدة أم لا. المجرات هي مثل جزر مهجورة دون أن يكون هناك سفينة تربط بينها”
“تو در واقع با خودت و فرصت به دنیا آمدنت در هزار سال بعد میجنگیدهای.”
“• من هر روز صبح با یک صدای بنگ بیدار میشوم. طوری که حس میکنم واقعیت زنده بودن در من تزریق میشود؛ من شخصیتی در یک قصهی پریان و سرشار از زندگی هستم. زیرا مگر ما که هستیم؟ میتوانی به من بگویی؟ ما از تجمع ذرات کوچک غبار ستارگان پدید آمدهایم. و این چیست؟ این جهان از کدام جهنمی آمده است؟”
“The memories float further and further away from that which once created them.”
“He couldn't be dead. Not from the dagger, or those dozen pirates, or from the catapult. No, Sam couldn't be so stupid that he'd get himself killed. She'd... she'd... Well she'd kill him if he was dead.”
“Thus, in imagination, individuals seem freer under the dominance of the bourgeoisie than before, because their conditions of life seem accidental; in reality, of course, they are less free, because they are to a greater extent governed by material forces.”
“Hence, too, my main concern will be to locate the forms of power, the channels it takes, and the discourses it permeates in order to reach the most tenuous and individual modes of behavior, the paths that give it access to the rare or scarcely perceivable forms of desire, how it penetrates and controls everyday pleasure—all this entailing effects that may be those of refusal, blockage, and invalidation, but also incitement and intensification: in short, the “polymorphous techniques of power.”
“You'll know if he loves you by how long he's willing to fight.”
“Don’t tell her that your moms knew right away what it was, that she recognized its smell from the year the United States invaded your island.”
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