“So, 'reaper' is really just a nice word for 'covert pervert?' Is that what you're saying?”
“She's fifteen!"
Nash shrugged. "That's just a number. It doesn't say anything about her."
"It says something pretty damn funny about your IQ!" I said, and he opened his mouth to retort, but I spoke over him. "Fifteen is too young to drive, too young to get a legal job, too young to sign a lease, and obviously too young to pick a boyfriend with half a brain.”
“So, you reap souls and crush hopes? Is that part of the job, or just a service you offer for free?”
“it isn’t healthy, how wrapped up they are in each other. Relationships like that burn bright, but when they burn out, they leave everyone blistered.”
“Now if you’ll excuse me, Death waits for no man. Except me.”
“So,would you say I’m closer to a zombie or a vampire? I gotta know—are my parts going to rot and fall off, or am I forever frozen in youthful perfection?”
“So you’re saying the afterlife is hard on the libido? FYI, that’s probably not a good bullet point for your recruiting brochure.”
“Uh, yeah, I do. The scythe was a little tricky at first, but—much like golf—turns out it’s all in the swing.”
“This would be so much easier if they actually issued black hoods,”
“If I weren’t already dead, I’d be alive with joy,”
“Just FYI, in your case, I think it’s okay to fear the reaper.”
“I’m confiscating your hair dryer—you’ve fried your brain.”
“I hate to question
your dedication to the recruiting process, but it sounds
more like you ran up against a deadline and grabbed
the first sucker with the balls to call you out.”
“There was just no good way for a dead son to greet his mother almost two weeks after his funeral.”
“From adult diapers to bedpans? Move over, Elvis, I’m the afterlife of the party!”
“Sorry, but the whole walking corpse epiphany kind of threw me off my game.”
“I recognize no other kind of ass.”
“He’s not like you, Tod. Aside from a couple of notable exceptions, you tend to think things through, but Nash is ruled by his heart—”
“What if the house catches fire?”
“Roast marshmallows. And if it floods, you’ll go down with the ship. If there’s a tornado, I’ll meet both you and this house in Oz, after my shift. Got it?”
“But if there was a protocol for how to say goodbye to your newly ex-boyfriend's brother, right after you kissed him and probably sent your ex into the arms of his willing ex-girlfriend, I didn't know what it was.”
“What took you so long?” Nash asked, as he slid into the passenger seat and pulled the door closed.
“I stopped to donate all your underwear to the homeless. You’re gonna wanna take care of those tighty whities—they’re all you’ve got left.”
He leaned against the door, either too tired or too drunk to sit up. “And to think, most people don’t understand your sense of humor.”
“Fools, all of them.”
“I gotta know—are my parts going to rot and fall off, or am I forever frozen in youthful perfection?”
“Individuals from disempowered social groups desire recognition for their group but also want recognition of their distinctiveness from the group.18”
“The secret of marriage is thinking that your partner is better than yourself.”
“Life must not be squandered. A person got from life what he put ino it.”
“Then there were the scars and the fear he would reject her after he saw how much of her body was ruined. A tear dropped, forming a dent in the snow. She had spent the last couple of years living alone and coming to terms with the idea of never finding a mate. And she’d just run away from a potential mate. God, she was an idiot.”
“It’s a cruel joke of the universe that the one person who makes me come alive is himself dead. And evil. His very existence defies all moral laws and all known laws of physics.”
~Juliette”
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