PUCKED Over

Randy cradles my head, his palm resting at the nape of my neck. “Now you want the lights on?” “I want to see your face when I fuck you.

I push her hand out of the way and cup her breast, whispering, “Don’t worry. I’ll keep you safe.” Lily barks out a laugh. “You’re ridiculous.” Her

She also wrote all over my clothes in permanent marker. I sort of deserved it. I like that she’s my kind of crazy. She

And here I am, locked in a bathroom with a girl who wrote TINY DICK INSIDE over most of my boxers. I’m wearing a pair tonight because I half-hoped I’d see her and this would happen. I

Violet is a riot. She’s probably worse than most of the guys on the team with the stuff that comes out of her mouth. I’m not sure if she’s a nervous person or half-crazy, but she’s entertaining to be around. As

Charlene puts a hand on Sunny’s. “I’m sorry for the things you’re about to hear. I know they pertain to your brother, and it’s probably going to be disturbing. I have the name of a great therapist if you happen to need one later.” “I’m

My vagina claps her pretty lips, and my magic marble lights up like we’ve won the million-dollar prize.

All night long, Lily. I’m gonna be inside you every fucking minute you’re here with me.” “Sounds like a good time.” I say, and then, because I just can’t help myself, “But it’ll probably get a little awkward when we’re sleeping.

I thought I was just gonna be your rebound. I didn’t expect it to turn into something else.

His deep voice makes my insides liquid, but not Ebola liquid, sexy liquid. I can practically feel his body heat behind me.

You’re the most beautiful thing in my life.

Does your beaver have super powers? Is it made out of titanium?” “Um,

Liar!” Violet sticks her head between my legs and pokes at it. “That’s totally a hickey! Did Balls lick your beaver? Did you let Balls ball you?” “Oh

What’s going on with you and Horny Nut Sac?” “Who?” “Randy Balls. Come on. Spill it. He’s clearly had his face in your beaver.

We could have a sleepover, with a naked pillow fight and everything.” “Those are my favorite!