Quotes from Pants on Fire

Meg Cabot ·  260 pages

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“But I let it slide, because, hello, hot guy.”
― Meg Cabot, quote from Pants on Fire


“I'm a liar. And I can't stop thinking about boys.”
― Meg Cabot, quote from Pants on Fire


“Sometimes between lunch and dinner, when there's a lull, Jill and Shaniqua and I will sit around and fantasize about what we'd do if a REAL celebrity walked into the place, like Chad Michael Murray (although we've gone off him a bit since his divorce) or Jared Padalecki, or even Prince William (you never know. He could have gotten his yacht lost, or whatever.)”
― Meg Cabot, quote from Pants on Fire


“Not like this vision before us, who was shaking water out of his slightly overlong reddish-brown
hair as he leaned over to lay down his board (revealing, as he did so, the fact that beneath his
baggy swim trunks—so weighted down with water that they had sunk somewhat dangerously low
on his hips—lurked what appeared to be an exceptionally well-formed gluteus maximus)”
― Meg Cabot, quote from Pants on Fire


“I know. I seriously need to just give up men entirely. I wonder if Episcopalians can enter
convents?”
― Meg Cabot, quote from Pants on Fire



“They really do look gold.How is that even possible?How can someone have golden eyes?”
― Meg Cabot, quote from Pants on Fire


About the author

Meg Cabot
Born place: in Bloomington, Indiana, The United States
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