Gods in Alabama

God gave us crying so other folks could see when we needed help, and help us.

There are gods in Alabama: Jack Daniel's, high school quarterbacks, trucks, big tits, and also Jesus.

I had been born and mostly raised in the South, so I ought to have been able to find a way to reach him. Southern girls are trained from birth up that the way to a man's heart is never through the front door. They may leave a basket of cookies there, and while he's busy picking them up, they're squirming in through a back window.

The things that happen to me just make me more me.

Hail to thee Alabama, you verdant trollop.

oh that's right, you never lie unless your mouth is open and words are coming out of it

People sin, Lena. People in love sin a lot. God invented sex. He knows how it works

You picked a man who can read tax code and date a celibate for two years. That's some serious patience. I have zero doubt in my ability to wait you out. I have zero doubt that you're meant to be my girl.