Quotes from Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook

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“I love redheads. It’s not the hair color, it’s the crazy.”
― quote from Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook


“People are like M&Ms. They come in a variety of colors, they're hard on the outside, and full of obscene yumminess on the inside.”
― quote from Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook


“There's nothing sexier than confidence, and nothing dumber than over-confidence. Life is all about where you draw the line between the two.”
― quote from Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook


“Bottoming doesn't make you a submissive any more than standing in my kitchen makes you a cook. By the way, while you’re there, please make me a sandwich.”
― quote from Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook


“Some women just make you want to know what makes them tick. Others make you wonder what happens when the ticking stops.”
― quote from Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook



“There are three possible scenarios when it comes to your stilettos and sex:  (1) You could wear your stilettos without having sex.  (2) You could have sex without your stilettos on.  And (3) you could have sex with your stilettos on, preferably at my house, and bring a camera.”
― quote from Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook


“Just because you and your partner both speak English doesn’t necessarily mean you speak the same language.”
― quote from Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook


“There are always surprises.  You should probably grab a highlighter right now and highlight the crap out of that last sentence.”
― quote from Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook


“It’s easy to fall in love online with someone you’d slide away from on a bus stop bench. A little too damn easy.”
― quote from Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook


“Who you are trumps what you do.”
― quote from Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook



“We are not defined as much by our reproductive organs, as we are by how we feel about them.”
― quote from Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook


“If you’re someone who is intimately involved with a true masochist, and yet can’t bring yourself to actually hurt that person, you’re like the guy wearing a red uniform on a Star Trek away-mission: expendable.”
― quote from Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook


“Differing perspectives, needs, and desires sometimes have a way of spawning completely different interpretations of the same events.”
― quote from Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook


“As exciting and wonderful as these toys can be, they can’t replace the human touch”
― quote from Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook


“It will likely come as no surprise to anyone that jealousy is at the top of the list when it comes to potential pitfalls of a polyamorous relationship.”
― quote from Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook



“A cage stokes our emotions and imaginations, regardless of whether you are inside looking out, or outside looking in.”
― quote from Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook


“For $425 you can buy pills containing real gold that make your poop sparkle. How have I lived this long without sparkly poop?”
― quote from Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook


“cutting shapes or letters into the blade so that it leaves a unique pattern on the subjects skin, and using special or rare types of wood to enhance the weight, strength or beauty of the paddle.”
― quote from Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook


“We’re talking about... a lot... of spaghetti, here.”
― quote from Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook


“Acting in the role of a top doesn’t make you a Dominant any more than standing in the kitchen makes you a cook.”
― quote from Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook



“owning cool or expensive BDSM gear doesn’t necessarily make him a good Top,”
― quote from Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook


“In this chapter, we’ll be exploring the connection between D/s and religion, and discussing any significance that the link might have for you.”
― quote from Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook


“You might even be irresistibly tempted to top those three scoops off with an additional dollop of whipped BDSM and sex-toy sprinkles.”
― quote from Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook


“Sure, I'd love to meet your mom. That way I can see what your boobs will look like in 20 years. Did I just say that out loud?”
― quote from Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook


“When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less.”
― quote from Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook



“Are you the sort of person that others might describe as judgmental, abrasive, prone to drama, lacking tact, or even just plain creepy?”
― quote from Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook


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― Alice Clayton, quote from The Unidentified Redhead


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