Quotes from What Would Satan Do?

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“Despite what they say, the clothes do not make the man.  They merely determine the set of assumptions others make about the man.”
― quote from What Would Satan Do?


“When all else fails—or pretty much whenever you have time—get tacos.”
― quote from What Would Satan Do?


“It wasn’t that he cared particularly for the world.  Except for Lamborghinis.  And Star Wars—well, Darth Vader anyway.  And ice cream.”
― quote from What Would Satan Do?


“Oh, God!” said one student. The Devil’s head snapped up.  “Where?” “I”
― quote from What Would Satan Do?


“At this point, the narrative will turn its focus elsewhere in the interest of providing Liam and Anna with a bit of privacy.  Should the reader feel disappointment at the lack of description of turgidity, chiseled bits of anatomy, or things that are pulsing or quivering, well, this just isn’t that kind of story.  Sorry.”
― quote from What Would Satan Do?



“He’d start things up, have a bit of fun, and then, in the end, have his ass handed to him by that Great Big Dick in the Sky. ”
― quote from What Would Satan Do?


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“Are we rising again?" "No. On the contrary." "Are we descending?" "Worse than that, captain! we are falling!" "For Heaven's sake heave out the ballast!" "There! the last sack is empty!" "Does the balloon rise?" "No!" "I hear a noise like the dashing of waves. The sea is below the car! It cannot be more than 500 feet from us!" "Overboard with every weight! … everything!”
― Jules Verne, quote from The Mysterious Island


“I am sure you have heard that appearance doesn't matter and that it's what's on the inside that counts. Well that of course is utter nonsense, because if no one cared about what's on the outside no one would take a bath or comb their hair and the world would be a lot smellier than it already is!”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from The Ersatz Elevator


“Don't ask the world to stop moving because you have doubts.”
― Alfred Bester, quote from The Stars My Destination


“God is a creative force, Lestat. And so are we. He told Adam, 'Increase and multiply.' That's what the first organic cells did, Lestat, increased and multiplied. Not merely changed shape but replicated themselves. God is a creative force. He made the whole universe out of Himself through cell division. That's why the devils are so full of envy-the bad angels, I mean. They are [i]not[/i] creative creatures; they have no bodies, no cells, they're spirit. And I suspect it wasn't envy so much as a form of suspicion-that God was making a mistake in making another engine of creativity in Adam, so like Himself. I mean the angels probably felt the physical universe was bad enough, with all the replicating cells, but thinking, talking beings who could increase and multiply? They were probably outraged by the whole experiment. That was their sin."

"So you're saying God isn't pure spirit."

"That's right. God has a body. Always did. The secret of cell-dividing life lies within God. And all living cells have a tiny part of God's spirit in them, Lestat, that's the missing piece as to what makes life happen in the first place, what separates it from nonlife. It's exactly like your vampiric genesis. You told us that the spirit of Amel-the evil entity-infused the bodies of all the vampires...Well, men share in the spirit of God in the same way.”
― Anne Rice, quote from The Tale of the Body Thief


“Sometimes beauty, or lack thereof, gets in the way of really knowing someone”
― Amy Harmon, quote from Making Faces


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