“I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“I know what you're thinking," Grandma said into the silence. "Do I have anymore bullets in this here gun? Well, with all the confusion, what with being locked up in a refrigerator, I plumb forgot what was in here to start with. But being that this is a 45 magnum, the most powerful handgun in existence, and it could blow your head clean off, you just got to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky today? Well, do you, punk?"
Christ," Spiro whispered. "She thinks she's f**king Clint Eastwood.”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“This is war,' I yelled through the door.
Lucky for me,' Morelli said. 'I give good war.”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“It's a penis,' Grandma said. 'Stephanie got it in the mail. It's a pretty good one too.”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“My father would eat cat shit if it was salted, fried, or frosted, but it took an act of Congress to get him to eat a vegetable.”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“I rented Ghostbusters, my all-time favorite inspirational movie. I picked up some microwave, popcorn, a KitKat, a bag of bite-sized Reese's peanut butter cups, and a box of instant hot chocolate with marshmallows. Do I know how to have a good time, or what?”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator."
Stephanie Plum”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“You owe me!" -Stephanie
"Why do I owe you?" -Joe
"I caught your no good cousin." -Stephanie
"Yeah and in the process you burned down a funeral home, and damaged thousands of dollars of government property." -Joe
"Well if you are going to be picky about it...." -Stephanie”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down."
Grandma Mazur”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“I don't believe this," Morelli yelled. "I don't fucking believe this. What do you do, sit in bed at night and think about ways to fuck up my life?”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“With the exception of dessert, food is food.”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“[Stephanie] 'You see, Mrs. Mayer was going on about George's lodge, and how he wanted to be buried with his ring, and so Grandma had to check the ring out, and in the process broke off one of George's fingers. Turns out the finger was wax. Somehow Kenny got into the mortuary this morning, left Spiro a note, and chopped off George's finger. And then while I was at the mall tonight with Mary Lou, Kenny threatened me in the shoe department. That must have been when he put the finger in my pocket.'
[Morelli] 'Have you been drinking?”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“What's this outfit? You can't afford clothes? Are you wearing other peoples?"
Helen Plum”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“Any intelligent woman would have made a dignified retreat, but this was New Jersey, where dignity always runs a poor second to the pleasure of getting in someone's face.”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“In spite of all the sparring that went on between us, I sort of liked Morelli. Good judgment told me to stand clear of him, but then I've never been a slave to good judgment.”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“I was driving by, doing a security check... and I smelled leg of lamb."
Morelli”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“I finished my soup and bread and helped myself to a handful of cookies from the cookie jar, glancing at Morelli, wondering at his lean body. He’d eaten two bowls of soup, half a loaf of bread slathered in butter, and seven cookies. I’d counted.
He saw me staring and raised his eyebrows in silent question.
“I suppose you work out,” I said, mores statement than question.
“I run when I can. Do some weights.” He grinned. “Morelli men have good metabolisms.”
Life was a bitch.”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“Stephanie: “I have a list of Kenny's friends. I'm going to run through it.”
Morelli: “Where'd you get this list?”
Stephanie: “Privileged information.”
Morelli: “You broke into his apartment and stole his little black book.”
Stephanie: “I didn't steal it. I copied it.”
Morelli: “I don't want to here any of this. You're not carrying concealed, are you?”
Stephanie: “Who, me?”
Morelli: “Shit, I must be crazy to work with you”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“My father was in the kitchen putting a new washer in the kitchen faucet. He looked relieved to see Morelli standing in the hallway. He'd probably prefer I bring home someone useful, like a butcher or a car mechanic, but I guess cops are a step up from undertakers.”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here?”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“You sure you don't want to go?” Grandma Mazur asked my mother.
“I didn't know Moogey Bues,” my mother told her. “I've got better things to do than to go to a viewing of a perfect stranger.”
“I wouldn't go either,” Grandma Mazur said, “but I'm helping Stephanie with this here manhunt. Maybe Kenny Mancuso will show up, and Stephanie will need some extra muscle. I was watching Television, and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down.”
“She's your responsibility,” my mother said to me. “She sticks her fingers in anybody's eyes I'm holding you accountable.”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“I rushed us out of your parents' house because I didn't think I could manage two hours at the dinner table with everyone focused on Joe Loosey's joystick sitting in the refrigerator next to the applesauce.”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“There was an air of satisfaction to the house at the end of the day. Maybe the day hadn't gone exactly right, but the day had been lived and the house had been there for its family.”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“Sliced off like a chicken neck and stuck with a hatpin. Reminded me of my husband.” Lula leaned forward so she could whisper. “You talking about size? Was your man’s part that big?” “Heck no,” Grandma said. “His part was that dead.”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“Some people learn from books, some listen to the advice of others, some learn from mistakes.”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“Is that your granny?” Ranger wanted to know.
“Yup. She was checking to make sure Moogey was here.”
“You’ve got a helluva gene pool, babe.”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“It's not a nice thing to send a penis to a woman. It's disrespectful.”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“You always did have a problem with undies. Remember when you wet your pants in the second grade?"
- Joyce Barnhardt”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“Look at that skirt," my mother said when she opened the door to me. "It's no wonder we have so much crime today what with these short skirts. How can you sit in a skirt like that? Everyone can see everything."
"It's two inches above my knee. It’s not that short.”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“I cut my eyes to the alley. Ranger was still there, doubled over the steering wheel, shaking with laughter.”
― Janet Evanovich, quote from Two for the Dough
“Life experience. I can talk it up, vow to broaden my horizons, but I’m still limited to the experiences with my life.
How can a person understand an experience that lies completely outside her own? She can see it, feel it, imagine what it would be like to live it, but it’s no different from seeing a movie on a screen and saying, “Thank God that’s not me”.”
― Kelley Armstrong, quote from The Summoning
“The monsters that rose from the dead, they are nothing compared to the ones we carry in our hearts”
― Max Brooks, quote from World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War
“There had never been any line between them, only his own stupid fear and pride. Because from the moment he'd pulled her out of that mine in Endovier and she had set those eyes upon him, still fierce despite a year in hell, he'd been walking toward this, walking to her. So Chaol brushed away her tears, lifter her chin, and kissed her.”
― Sarah J. Maas, quote from Crown of Midnight
“The sale of souls to gain the whole world is completely voluntary and almost unanimous...but not quite.”
― John Steinbeck, quote from Cannery Row
“This place was truly the highest and the lowest of all worlds - the most beautiful senses, the most exquisite emotions.. the most malevolent desires, the darkest deeds. Perhaps it was meant to be so. Perhaps without the lows, the highs could not be reached.”
― Stephenie Meyer, quote from The Host
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