The Reluctant Godfather

You humans certainly have your hearts set on being happy, don’t you?

What other lost soul has the misfortune to have you as their fairy godfather?

Neat' was the highest superlative possible from Burndee and it was not a word that he often used...unless he was describing something he had done. 'Neat'--without even 'very' or 'really' attached to it--was extremely high praise from Burndee.

I’m good, but I’m not that good. Unless we steal a baby—” Colin

My first choice would be to give you more god children, but that would be far too cruel a thing to do—to them.

It almost made him feel sorry for Colin and that was just as unthinkable an estate as marriage.