Bryan Lee O'Malley · 192 pages
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“Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust on Monday. Because I'll be pulverizing you sometime over the weekend. And the cleaning lady... cleans up... dust. She dusts. And she has weekends off, so... Monday. Right?”
“Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon.”
“Let's be friends based on mutual hate.”
“I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!!”
“Stephen... you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?”
“I'll love you forever. And I have dipping sauce for you! I'll be your dipping sauce bitch!”
“Let's be friends based on mutual hate."
- Wallace Wells
"Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's' market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon."
- Wallace Wells”
“I've had a weird couple of weeks, you know?"
"I completely know".
"But I- I mean, I'm not totally happy, but there's no way I'd go back to my old obvious self! I like it here. I like all the... confusion and heartbreak".
"It wasn't that bad... was it?"
"Scott... yes, it was. But I feel like I've learned some stuff along the way. I know things now".”
“It has been said that the Negroes do not connect morals with religion. The historian would like to know what race or nation does such a thing. Certainly the whites with whom the Negroes have come into contact have not done so.”
“You'll forgive me if I've grown tired of waiting for humanity to wake up.”
“I love the French edition with its uncut pages. I would not want a reader too lazy to use a knife on me.”
“When Federer has these patches of utter brilliance, the only thing you can do is try and stay calm, wait for the storm to pass. There is not much you can do when the best player in history is seeing the ball as big as a football and hitting it with power, confidence, and laser accuracy.”
“and ran her hand over his hair, gazing at”
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