Quotes from Ninth Grade Slays

Heather Brewer ·  278 pages

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“The worst pain in the world goes beyond the physical. Even further beyond any other emotional pain one can feel. It is the betrayal of a friend.”
― Heather Brewer, quote from Ninth Grade Slays


“Vlad made a mental note to amend the friend code: thou shalt not date the girl that thy best friend has a crush on...nor shalt thou try sticking thy best friend in the chest with a sharp hunk of wood.”
― Heather Brewer, quote from Ninth Grade Slays


“If citizens followed their leaders' example throughout history, the human race would have died out centuries ago.”
― Heather Brewer, quote from Ninth Grade Slays


“Sometimes you have to be alone to think, and sometimes the best place for thinking isn't home.”
― Heather Brewer, quote from Ninth Grade Slays


“If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.”
― Heather Brewer, quote from Ninth Grade Slays



“Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?”
― Heather Brewer, quote from Ninth Grade Slays


“It was tough attempting to be social with people who'd rather pretend you didn't exist.”
― Heather Brewer, quote from Ninth Grade Slays


“Otis D'ablo is alive! Do you here me? He is alive and trying to kill me!”
― Heather Brewer, quote from Ninth Grade Slays


“Do you believe i am the Pravus?”
― Heather Brewer, quote from Ninth Grade Slays


“People says it gets easier. People are stupid."

-Vlad”
― Heather Brewer, quote from Ninth Grade Slays



“It's funny how getting stabbed through the heart by a friend can bring your whole school year down.”
― Heather Brewer, quote from Ninth Grade Slays


“Some grown-ups could be so inherently stupid. Try banning homework sometime. You might see those straight A's so many parents long for.”
― Heather Brewer, quote from Ninth Grade Slays


“So with nothing to do but algebra, Vlad settled down in front of the television with controller in hand.”
― Heather Brewer, quote from Ninth Grade Slays


“If I ever find you lurking about in my thoughts again, Vlad, I will be most displeased. You stay out of my mind, and I'll sty out of yours. Agreed?”
― Heather Brewer, quote from Ninth Grade Slays


About the author

Heather Brewer
Born place: in Lapeer, Michigan, The United States
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“By the following morning, Anthony was drunk. By afternoon, he was hungover.
His head was pounding, his ears were ringing, and his brothers, who had been surprised to discover him
in such a state at
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their table and
splitting it open with a viciously loud crack.
Anthony lifted his head just far enough to glare at him.
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him out,” he said to Colin. “Hand me one of those walnuts, will you?”
Colin tossed one across the table. “Do you want the crackers as well?”
Benedict shook his head and grinned as he held up a fat, leather-bound book. “Much more satisfying to
smash them.”
“Don’t,” Anthony bit out, his hand shooting out to grab the book, “even think about it.”
“Ears a bit sensitive this afternoon, are they?”
If Anthony had had a pistol, he would have shot them both, hang the noise.
“If I might offer you a piece of advice?” Colin said, munching on his walnut.
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been strictly forbidden while growing up in their household, Anthony could only deduce that Colin was
displaying such poor manners only to make more noise. “Close your damned mouth,” he muttered.
Colin swallowed, smacked his lips, and took a sip of his tea to wash it all down. “Whatever you did,
apologize for it. I know you, and I’m getting to know Kate, and knowing what I know—”
“What the hell is he talking about?” Anthony grumbled.
“I think,” Benedict said, leaning back in his chair, “that he’s telling you you’re an ass.”
“Just so!” Colin exclaimed.
Anthony just shook his head wearily. “It’s more complicated than you think.”
“It always is,” Benedict said, with sincerity so false it almost managed to sound sincere.
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may presume to
offer me advice. But until then ...shut up.”
Colin looked at Benedict. “Think he’s angry?”
Benedict quirked a brow. “That or drunk.”
Colin shook his head. “No, not drunk. Not anymore, at least. He’s clearly hungover.”
“Which would explain,” Benedict said with a philosophical nod, “why he’s so angry.”
Anthony spread one hand over his face and pressed hard against his temples with his thumb and middle
finger. “God above,”
he muttered. ‘‘What would it take to get you two to leave me alone?”
“Go home, Anthony,” Benedict said, his voice surprisingly gentle.”
― Julia Quinn, quote from The Viscount Who Loved Me


“These are the real puzzles that will face humanity. There is, he claims, a single theory that will explain not only why the queue you choose at a supermarket is always the slowest but why trains always leave on time when you are late and leave late when you are on time.” “There isn’t an answer to those,” murmured Madeleine doubtfully. “It just happens.” “That’s what they used to say about lightning,” replied Pandora, “and rainbows.”
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