Quotes from Ninth Grade Slays

Heather Brewer ·  278 pages

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“The worst pain in the world goes beyond the physical. Even further beyond any other emotional pain one can feel. It is the betrayal of a friend.”
― Heather Brewer, quote from Ninth Grade Slays


“Vlad made a mental note to amend the friend code: thou shalt not date the girl that thy best friend has a crush on...nor shalt thou try sticking thy best friend in the chest with a sharp hunk of wood.”
― Heather Brewer, quote from Ninth Grade Slays


“If citizens followed their leaders' example throughout history, the human race would have died out centuries ago.”
― Heather Brewer, quote from Ninth Grade Slays


“Sometimes you have to be alone to think, and sometimes the best place for thinking isn't home.”
― Heather Brewer, quote from Ninth Grade Slays


“If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.”
― Heather Brewer, quote from Ninth Grade Slays



“Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?”
― Heather Brewer, quote from Ninth Grade Slays


“It was tough attempting to be social with people who'd rather pretend you didn't exist.”
― Heather Brewer, quote from Ninth Grade Slays


“Otis D'ablo is alive! Do you here me? He is alive and trying to kill me!”
― Heather Brewer, quote from Ninth Grade Slays


“Do you believe i am the Pravus?”
― Heather Brewer, quote from Ninth Grade Slays


“People says it gets easier. People are stupid."

-Vlad”
― Heather Brewer, quote from Ninth Grade Slays



“It's funny how getting stabbed through the heart by a friend can bring your whole school year down.”
― Heather Brewer, quote from Ninth Grade Slays


“Some grown-ups could be so inherently stupid. Try banning homework sometime. You might see those straight A's so many parents long for.”
― Heather Brewer, quote from Ninth Grade Slays


“So with nothing to do but algebra, Vlad settled down in front of the television with controller in hand.”
― Heather Brewer, quote from Ninth Grade Slays


“If I ever find you lurking about in my thoughts again, Vlad, I will be most displeased. You stay out of my mind, and I'll sty out of yours. Agreed?”
― Heather Brewer, quote from Ninth Grade Slays


About the author

Heather Brewer
Born place: in Lapeer, Michigan, The United States
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