Quotes from Liar's Poker

Michael Lewis ·  256 pages

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“Those who know don't tell and those who tell don't know.”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker


“The men on the trading floor may not have been to school, but they have Ph.D.’s in man’s ignorance.”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker


“He was blessed with an unconventional mind, which overcame his conventional middle-class upbringing.”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker


“In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker


“I thought instead of a good rule for survival on Wall Street: Never agree to anything proposed on someone else's boat or you'll regret in in the morning.”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker



“Warren Buffett is fond of saying that any player unaware of the fool in the market probably is the fool in the market.”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker


“The Piranha didn’t talk like a person. He said things like “If you fuckin’ buy this bond in a fuckin’ trade, you’re fuckin’ fucked.” And “If you don’t pay fuckin’ attention to the fuckin’ two-year, you get your fuckin’ face ripped off.” Noun, verb, adjective: fucker, fuck, fucking. No part of speech was spared. His world was filled with copulating inanimate objects and people getting their faces ripped off.”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker


“What Gutfreund said has become a legend at Salomon Brothers and a visceral part of its corporate identity. He said: “One hand, one million dollars, no tears.”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker


“I have this theory," says Andy Stone, seated in his office at Prudential-Bache Securities. "Wall Street makes its best producers into
managers. The reward for being a good producer is to be made a
manager. The best producers are cutthroat, competitive, and often
neurotic and paranoid. You turn those people into managers, and they go
after each other. They no longer have the outlet for their instincts that
producing gave them. They usually aren't well suited to be managers.
Half of them get thrown out because they are bad. Another quarter get
muscled out because of politics. The guys left behind are just the most
ruthless of the bunch. That's why there are cycles on Wall Street—why
Salomon Brothers is getting crunched now—because the ruthless people
are bad for the business but can only be washed out by proven failure.”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker


“But everyone wanted to be a Big Swinging Dick, even the women. Big Swinging Dickettes.”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker



“It’s taboo,” he said. “When they ask you why you want to be an investment banker, you’re supposed to talk about the challenges, and the thrill of doing deals, and the excitement of working with such high-calibre people, but never, ever mention money.”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker


“You want loyalty, hire a cocker spaniel.”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker


“Donnie Green himself had been a trader at Salomon Brothers in the dark ages, when traders had more hair on their chests than on their heads.”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker


“If there was a single lesson I took away from Salomon Brothers, it is that rarely do all parties win. The nature of the game is zero sum. A dollar out of my customer’s pocket was a dollar in ours, and vice versa.”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker


“The first thing you learn on the trading floor is that when large numbers of people are after the same commodity, be it a stock, a bond, or a job, the commodity quickly becomes overvalued.”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker



“There was one sure way, and only one sure way, to get ahead, and everyone with eyes in 1982 saw it: Major in economics; use your economics degree to get an analyst job on Wall Street; use your analyst job to get into the Harvard or Stanford Business School; and worry about the rest of your life later. So,”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker


“What do you mean there is no bathrobe in my suite??!!”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker


“Foolish names and foolish faces often appear in public places.”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker


“The astute investor Warren Buffett is fond of saying that any player unaware of the fool in the market probably is the fool in the market.”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker


“It was striking how little control we had of events, particularly in view of how assiduously we cultivated the appearance of being in charge by smoking big cigars and saying fuck all the time.”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker



“why they studied economics, and they’d explain that it was the most practical course of study, even while they spent their time drawing funny little graphs.”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker


“Corporate finance, which services the corporations and governments that borrow money, and that are known as “clients,” is, by comparison, a refined and unworldly place. Because they don’t risk money, corporate financiers are considered wimps by traders.”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker


“First, when all investors were doing the same thing, he would actively seek to do the opposite. The word stockbrokers use for this approach is contrarian. Everyone wants to be one, but no one is, for the sad reason that most investors are scared of looking foolish. Investors do not fear losing money as much as they fear solitude, by which I mean taking risks that others avoid. When they are caught losing money alone, they have no excuse for their mistake, and most investors, like most people, need excuses. They are, strangely enough, happy to stand on the edge of a precipice as long as they are joined by a few thousand others. But when a market is widely regarded to be in a bad way, even if the problems are illusory, many investors get out. A good example of this was the crisis at the U.S. Farm Credit Corporation. It looked for a moment as if Farm Credit might go bankrupt. Investors stampeded out of Farm Credit bonds because having been warned of the possibility of accident, they couldn’t be seen in the vicinity without endangering their reputations. In an age when failure isn’t allowed, when the U.S. government had rescued firms as remote from the national interest as Chrysler and the Continental Illinois Bank, there was no chance the government would allow the Farm Credit bank to default. The thought of not bailing out an eighty-billion-dollar institution that lent money to America’s distressed farmers was absurd. Institutional investors knew this. That is the point. The people selling Farm Credit bonds for less than they were worth weren’t necessarily stupid. They simply could not be seen holding them. Since Alexander wasn’t constrained by appearances, he sought to exploit people who were.”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker


“Had Volcker never pushed through his radical change in policy, the world would be many bond traders and one memoir the poorer.”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker


“Before Volcker’s speech, bonds had been conservative investments, into which investors put their savings when they didn’t fancy a gamble in the stock market. After Volcker’s speech, bonds became objects of speculation, a means of creating wealth rather than merely storing it.”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker



“The difference between Strauss and Ranieri?” says one trader still at Salomon. “That’s easy. Strauss wouldn’t stoop to use the men’s room on the trading floor. He’d go upstairs. Lewie would piss on your desk.”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker


“Risk, I had learned, was a commodity in itself.”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker


“If you are a self-possessed man with a healthy sense of detachment from your bank account and someone writes you a cheque for tens of millions of dollars you probably behave as if you have won a sweepstake, kicking your feet in the air and laughing yourself to sleep at night at the miracle of your good fortune. But if your sense of self-worth is morbidly wrapped up in your financial success you probably believe you deserve everything you get. You take it as a reflection of something grand inside you. You acquire gravitas,”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker


“A big bonus was about as well concealed on the Salomon Brothers trading floor as the results of a hot date in a high school boys’ locker room.”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker


“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. —Sun-tzu”
― Michael Lewis, quote from Liar's Poker



About the author

Michael Lewis
Born place: in New Orleans, Louisiana, The United States
Born date October 15, 1960
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