Quotes from Faking It

“If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning."
-Gwen Goodnight”
― Jennifer Crusie, quote from Faking It

“Everybody's crooked. The trick is to find out how they're bent.”
― Jennifer Crusie, quote from Faking It

“If you can't be a good example, then be a terrible warning.”
― Jennifer Crusie, quote from Faking It

“Dempseys are never in trouble. We just have stretches of life that are more interesting than others.”
― Jennifer Crusie, quote from Faking It

“When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work.”
― Jennifer Crusie, quote from Faking It

“You've lived in America for twenty years. Eat badly, damn it.”
― Jennifer Crusie, quote from Faking It

“This is making me crazy. I hate relying on other people to save me, I hate being clingy, I hate it, and every time you show up, I lean on you. - Matilda Scarlet Veronica Betty Vilma Goodnight”
― Jennifer Crusie, quote from Faking It

“Very few people mate for life with the people they fall for at twelve. Doesn't mean is isn't real, doesn't mean it doesn't hurt, doesn't mean it doesn't matter, but basically, we're talking a practice swing in the big game of love.”
― Jennifer Crusie, quote from Faking It

“Once you know the truth, it's always obvious”
― Jennifer Crusie, quote from Faking It

“Davy's kiss tasted like vodka and disaster, and even while she kissed him back, Tilda thought, I'm never going into a closet with this man again. He slipped his hand under her T-shirt, and she said, "You know," as his hand slid up to her breast, but the only thing left to say was, I'm not that kind of girl, and of course she was.”
― Jennifer Crusie, quote from Faking It

“have you ever met a woman you wanted to give everything to?
just turn over everything you had?
-Davy Dempsey-”
― Jennifer Crusie, quote from Faking It

“He was not looking forward to breaking the law. He was straight now. He'd matured. Crime no longer excited him.

What?' Ronald said.

I didn't say anything.'

You're breathing heavy.”
― Jennifer Crusie, quote from Faking It

“If you can't be a good example, settle for being a horrible warning”
― Jennifer Crusie, quote from Faking It

“Mason was leaving her for a fifty-four-year-old woman who didn't moisturize”
― Jennifer Crusie, quote from Faking It

“I'm an open Minded Man. How about a threesom? You, me and the machine?”
― Jennifer Crusie, quote from Faking It

“Nitko nije savršen. Svi koji
su ikada ikoga voljeli morali su prijeći preko nečega.”
― Jennifer Crusie, quote from Faking It

“If you can’t be a good example, you’ll just have to be a horrible warning.”
― Jennifer Crusie, quote from Faking It

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“His heart filled his chest and ran to the end of his tail and the very tips of his considerable ears. It filled his head, squeezing out his brain. But Henri, the foundling, was a humanist, and while not particularly clever was the smartest creature Gamache knew. Everything he knew he knew by heart.”
― Louise Penny, quote from Bury Your Dead

“Перец се отпусна в голямо старо кресло, изпъна крака и се облегна. Е, какво стоите, каза той на книгите. Безделници! Затова ли са ви писали! Доложете, доложете как върви сеитбата, колко е засято. Колко е засято: разумно, добро, вечно? И как изглежда реколтата? И главното — как са кълновете? Мълчите… Ти там, как си? Да, да, двутомникът, ти! Колко хора са те чели? И колко са те разбрали? Обичам те, старче, ти си добър и честен приятел. Никога не си кряскал, не си се фукал, не си се удрял в гърдите. Добър и честен, И тези, които те четат, също стават добри и честни. Макар временно. Макар само за себе си… Но знаеш ли, има такова мнение, че за да се върви напред, добротата и честността не са задължителни. За тази цел трябват крака. И ботуши. Може даже немити крака и мръсни ботуши… Прогресът може да се окаже напълно безразличен към понятията доброта и честност, както е бил безразличен досега. За правилното функциониране на Управлението например не трябват ни честност, ни доброта. Приятно е, желателно е, но съвсем не е задължително. Като латинския за теляка. Като бицепсите за счетоводителя. Като уважението към жената за Домарошчинер… Но всичко зависи от това, как да се разбира прогресът. Можем да го разбираме като поява на знаменитите „но пък“: алкохолик, но пък отличен специалист; развратник, но пък отличен проповедник; крадец, какво ти, изпечен мошеник, но пък какъв администратор! Убиец, но пък колко дисциплиниран и предан… Прогресът може да се разбира и като превръщане на всички в добри и честни хора. И тогава ще доживеем до времето, когато ще се говори: специалист е, разбира се, знае, но е мръсен тип, трябва да се изхвърли…
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― Arkady Strugatsky, quote from The Snail on the Slope

“He remembered hearing Karl tell James once that it was hard for people to ever know what they really looked like. Reflections in mirrors weren’t accurate, Karl said, because when you stared at yourself in a mirror, you subconsciously composed your face in a way that wasn’t your natural expression.

Marvin wondered it that was true when you were with strangers too. Maybe you only looked like your true self with the people you loved. And maybe that was a face you yourself hardly ever got to see…”
― Elise Broach, quote from Masterpiece

“Books are a bad family - there are those you love, and those you are indifferent to; idiots and mad cousins who you would banish except others enjoy their company; wrongheaded but fascinating eccentrics and dreamy geniuses; orphaned grandchildren; and endless brothers-in-law simply taking up space who you wish you could send straight to hell. Except you can't, for the most part. You must house them and make them comfortable and worry about them when they go on trips and there is never enough room.”
― Elizabeth McCracken, quote from The Giant's House

“But when we consider how small after all the cup of human enjoyment is, how soon overflowed with tears, how easily drained to the dregs in our quenchless thirst for infinity, we shall not blame ourselves for making so much of the tea-cup.”
― Kakuzō Okakura, quote from The Book of Tea

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