Quotes from Evil Librarian

“Maybe… they are stocking high schools across the country with hot young librarians as part of a massive literacy initiative.”
― Michelle Knudsen, quote from Evil Librarian

“Musical theater can save you, even if only for two or three hours at a time.”
― Michelle Knudsen, quote from Evil Librarian

“Maybe it’s not even his master plan; maybe it’s, like, the American Library Association’s master plan, and they are stocking high schools across the country with hot young librarians as part of a massive literacy initiative.”
― Michelle Knudsen, quote from Evil Librarian

“Anything really is possible in musical theater.”
― Michelle Knudsen, quote from Evil Librarian

“But, hey. Out of all the demons I have met, she is my favorite by, like, infinity.”
― Michelle Knudsen, quote from Evil Librarian

“An evil librarian is taking over the school. He appears to be making my best friend his special evil library monitor.”
― Michelle Knudsen, quote from Evil Librarian

“I am pinned to my seat with pity and horror and a weird, twisted affection laced with longing and traces of lust.”
― Michelle Knudsen, quote from Evil Librarian

“He said my name. He knows what my name is. He spoke it out loud and used it in a sentence.”
― Michelle Knudsen, quote from Evil Librarian

“Every demon loves Sweeney Todd, you know. It’s kind of a given.”
― Michelle Knudsen, quote from Evil Librarian

“He looks at me again and the flames vanish and the knife is gone and his voice goes light and breezy and all coffee-shop conversational, as if he wasn't just one second ago impaling me with fiery eyes and discussing the dark fate of my best friend and the souls of all my classmates.”
― Michelle Knudsen, quote from Evil Librarian

“Finally, eternal gratitude to all the (100 percent non-evil) librarians and other library staffers I have known and worked with and been helped and inspired by over the years. I don’t know where I would be without you!”
― Michelle Knudsen, quote from Evil Librarian

“Mr. Gabriel is clearly insane, evil and dangerous and insane (and let’s not forget, you know, a demon).”
― Michelle Knudsen, quote from Evil Librarian

“He's doing some kind of demony witch-craft (demoncraft?), and there is someone's blood all over the place, and do evil murdering demon librarians generally let witnesses to their crimes go running off into the late afternoon to tattle to the world? No. No, they don't.”
― Michelle Knudsen, quote from Evil Librarian

“Because, you know, evil demon librarians, not so much known for the honesty policy.”
― Michelle Knudsen, quote from Evil Librarian

“Laundromat, mini-mart, nail salon, pet shop, Books of Darkness.”
― Michelle Knudsen, quote from Evil Librarian

“I just want to build the set for the show and be secretly in love with Ryan and not have to fight demons.”
― Michelle Knudsen, quote from Evil Librarian

“There is buzz among the populace.”
― Michelle Knudsen, quote from Evil Librarian

“After all of this, I do not want to be eaten by some random demon who just wanted a postshow snack.”
― Michelle Knudsen, quote from Evil Librarian

“But you're - your'e not-' Ryan stops, swallows, starts again. 'You're not human,' he says.”
― Michelle Knudsen, quote from Evil Librarian

“Strangely, the job description did not specify that as a requirement.”
― Michelle Knudsen, quote from Evil Librarian

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“ОДУШЕВЕНО

Една шапка – мека, кафява, филцова, с провиснала периферия и плетен ширит около бомбето – се мъдреше сред другите, като подскачаше поради неравностите на пътя, преодолявани от колелата на моторното средство, което япревозваше – нея, самата шапка. На всяка спирка, когато пътниците се качваха и слизаха, я отместваха странично, а понякога прекалено, което в края на краищата много я ядоса – нея, самата шапка. Шапката изрази гнева си с човешки глас, изтръгнал се от една снабдена с множество отверстия валчеста и плътна маса с костна структура, която се намираше под нея – под самата шапка. После тя изведнъж се устреми напред, защото се оказа, че има свободно място за нея – за самата шапка.
Час-два по-късно видях как тя – самата шапка, – се носи на метър и шейсет и шест от земята и снове пред гара Сен Лазар. Един приятел я съветваше да прибави копче на палтото си – нея, самата шапка… Допълнително копче… На нейното палто… Да ѝ каже това… На нея… На самата шапка.”
― Raymond Queneau, quote from Exercises in Style

“Dogs like everyone. Cats choose who to like.”
― Lauren Myracle, quote from Shine

“The meal was full of jovial conversation and laughter. Everyone was as happy as if Peter was right there amongst them, for you see, it was true what the King and the doctor had observed- Peter had a way of infecting people with happiness that lingered even in his absence. The effect was stronger for some people than it was for others, but all of the company gathered here had come to love and trust Peter, and therefore his influence on them was very strong- strong enough, perhaps, to last them to the end of their days.”
― Christopher Daniel Mechling, quote from Peter: The Untold True Story

“He felt her draw a little shuddering breath, and then a wet tumble of water on her cheek. She whispered, “God forgive, Jervaulx—that I sh’dovethee.”

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It broke the spell that held him. Had she said that? He pushed back, gazing at her.”
― Laura Kinsale, quote from Flowers from the Storm

“You drift around the camp like a little dark cloud looking for someone to rain on," Leafpool snapped (at Jaypaw).”
― Erin Hunter, quote from The Sight

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