Damaged 2

We're seriously going to drive to Jersey with a bird wearing a bra in the backseat?

He's not a pet. He's an accident victim.

The future is always bright; it isn't until you get there that you realize it isn't.

I'll never leave if you keep feeding me bacon every day," Peter says to Aunt Beth.

No, I was just trying to burn a hole in the side of your face with my laser vision. It didn't work.

I lost you, but you're sitting right next to me!

When you said you were giving her a ring, I wanted to make sure she didn't eat it by accident. Who puts a ring in a muffin?

What kind of married couple uses a pole on their wedding night?

What are you thinking in that beautiful head of yours?

When you find the right person, yeah—this is what it feels like." He takes a deep breath, trying to steady himself before taking my hand and placing it over his heart. It's beating fast and hard. "Do you feel that? We haven't done anything yet and that's how I react to you.

Our eyes meet and the rest of the world melts away.