Tournament of Losers

Love token? So far you've given me a farthing charm and a book of manners I don't need. No wonder you idiots need a tournament to get married." Tress

It looked like it could use a drink," his father mumbled. "I gave it some gin." "Spirits

Maybe drinking five or six ales before getting into a massive brawl hadn't been the wisest choice.

The first hit is always yours.

Rath laughed. "Well I don't recall yours either, so we'll call it even.