Quotes from Stalk Me

Jillian Dodd ·  327 pages

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“So, you're single. I'm single. Let's mingle”
― Jillian Dodd, quote from Stalk Me


“Damn Disney & all their happily-after-ever, unrealistic bullshit stories”
― Jillian Dodd, quote from Stalk Me


“He says, "Keats for my Keats. Look inside."
I gently open the cover. Inside, written in pencil,is an old inscription.

1903, To my love.
-S

Underneath is more pencil, written in Brooklyn's neat print.

Even Keats speaks of chaos.
There is nothing stable in the world; uproar's your only music.

All my love,
B”
― Jillian Dodd, quote from Stalk Me


“I look out at the ocean glittering in the moonlight and wonder where he is.  Where is my perfect boy?  Could he be staring at the moon at this exact moment, wishing for me, too?”
― Jillian Dodd, quote from Stalk Me


“Women dress for women, if we dressed for me, we'd all be running around naked.”
― Jillian Dodd, quote from Stalk Me



“My phone buzzes again.

Crush: You're single. I'm single. Let's mingle.”
― Jillian Dodd, quote from Stalk Me


“Emery gives me a rock that she's colored on. She whispers in my ear. "You can smash people's fingers with it when they're mean.”
― Jillian Dodd, quote from Stalk Me


“I swear to God, I think my panties just melted off my body. How can Crush just talking sex make me hot?”
― Jillian Dodd, quote from Stalk Me


“I glance down, and my eyes get big.

"What?" He glances down, realizes why my eyes are big, and shrugs his shoulders. "It's morning."

"It's cute. Can I keep it?”
― Jillian Dodd, quote from Stalk Me


“You smell salty," he says. "Like the ocean." He leans closer to me and licks up the side of my face. "You taste salty too. Maybe I should grab a bottle of tequila and we should have some fun." He moves his eyebrows up and down. "What do you say? We'll do some shots and I'll lick you all over.”
― Jillian Dodd, quote from Stalk Me



“I think it was Betsey Johnson that said women dress for other women. If we dressed for men, we’d all run around naked.”
― Jillian Dodd, quote from Stalk Me


“You can’t control when you’ll fall in love.” I ignore her comment because hell yes I can. And I will.”
― Jillian Dodd, quote from Stalk Me


“So you’re going shopping with your ex-boyfriend to find an outfit to snare your next boyfriend? Oh, what a tangled web you weave.”
― Jillian Dodd, quote from Stalk Me


“After a kiss like that, he should know I’m the one.   He should be down on his knees begging me to marry him and have his little Hottie babies.   There shouldn’t be anything to think about.”
― Jillian Dodd, quote from Stalk Me


“Cush: Pick you up at 7. Look hot. It’ll distract him. Me: You’re bad. Cush: Most girls tell me I’m good. Wanna find out?”
― Jillian Dodd, quote from Stalk Me



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