Every Boy's Got One

Though I imagine in your case, trying not to fall just made you fall harder.

...it was never a good idea to date a foreigner. You can never tell when they're lying.' 'hello. Dave was BRITISH.

I’ve never enjoyed myself more than I have the past forty-eight hours, during which I’ve been trapped in a car with one of the worst drivers I’ve ever seen, run up the Spanish Steps and then down again so I could be on time to wait in line to perjuer myself at the American consulate. And I’d like to continue doing those sorts of thing with you on a regular basis for the foreseeable future.

Why can't you just get married in Las Vegas like normal Americans?

Plus, I have two television sets. How many does Cal have? Oh, that’d be none. I asked. Yeah, Cal doesn’t “believe” in TV. Right. You know what I don’t believe in? People who don’t believe in TV.

If your head is constantly stuck in a book, you're going to miss a lot.

Who plans on falling in love? It simply happens. We cannot stop it, however much we might try.