Quotes from A Million Dirty Secrets

C.L. Parker ·  368 pages

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“Ten minutes to purchase her. One hour to get her lips wrapped around my cock. Three days to taste her juices. Four days to pop her cherry. Two weeks to lose my fucking mind. Shit.”
― C.L. Parker, quote from A Million Dirty Secrets


“He was beautiful— a perfect specimen of a predator able to lure its prey by his appearance alone.”
― C.L. Parker, quote from A Million Dirty Secrets


“I’d hoped taking her virginity in midclimax would make it easier, but I couldn’t tell if it actually had. I mean, I had mirrors. I knew how big my cock was.”
― C.L. Parker, quote from A Million Dirty Secrets


“This is my pussy, Delaine. My fingers were the first to touch it, my mouth the first to taste it, and my cock will always be the first to fuck it.”
― C.L. Parker, quote from A Million Dirty Secrets


“I was a slave to it, which was ironic since she was supposed to be my slave. She played her part well, make no mistake, but that little pussy of hers owned me. And I didn’t mind one motherfucking bit.”
― C.L. Parker, quote from A Million Dirty Secrets



“She was going to be mega-pissed. For me, that translated into another epic sexcapade. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Triple whammy.”
― C.L. Parker, quote from A Million Dirty Secrets


“I realized how truly inexperienced and foolish I really was, a small-town girl attempting to play in the major leagues with a man who was larger than life itself.”
― C.L. Parker, quote from A Million Dirty Secrets


“When Noah Crawford wanted something, you couldn’t bat a lash around him or you were going to miss seeing how he got it. Not that I was complaining or anything.”
― C.L. Parker, quote from A Million Dirty Secrets


“I suppose if I look on the bright side of things, this means that I can train you to do things the way I like them. But right now, I have a hard-on the size of Texas and I'm not exactly thrilled about it.”
― C.L. Parker, quote from A Million Dirty Secrets


“It wasn't like I'd kissed a lot of guys or was some sort of expert, but the things that man could do with his tongue…”
― C.L. Parker, quote from A Million Dirty Secrets



“Ten minutes to purchase her. One hour to get her lips wrapped around my cock. Three days to taste her juices. Four days to pop her cherry. Two weeks to lose my fucking mind. Shit. Just over two weeks. Fifteen goddamn days.”
― C.L. Parker, quote from A Million Dirty Secrets


About the author

C.L. Parker
Born place: in Los Angeles, CA, The United States
Born date March 5, 2018
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