The Wish List

That was all he said, except for "Aaaeerrgghhh." Which is not really a word. But the reason that he screamed "Aaaeerrgghhh" was that Franco had bitten him savegly on the wrist.

Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, 'Die alien scum' he was saying feverishly..

Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense.

Luckily, he had the memory span of a particularly dim goldfish, so with any luck he’d have forgotten all about the comment by the time they’d completed their mission.

Saints are not allowed to lie, not even to demons.