Bryan Lee O'Malley · 205 pages
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“Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face.”
“Anyway, how are you and Ramona doing?'
Uh... you know. Pretty good.'
Have you said the L-Word yet?'
The L-Word? You mean? Lesbian?'
Uh... No. The other L-Word.'
?'
Okay. Uh, It's "love." I wasn't trying to trick you or anything.”
“Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.”
“Are we letting her drink beer again?"
"Hell yes we are, and it's hilarious.”
“Somehow the pantsless gay man is not bringing the romance, Scott.”
“Kim: Hey... There's a guy over there with a samurai sword.
Scott: Really? Like a katana or a wakizashi or both?”
“I have come to learn that the people who pretend to care the least actually care the most.”
“And however much I want that for you, I can honestly say that everything will stop for me.”
“I hate it when you call me, Melody,” she said softly. “It hurts. It hurts when you pull away from me. Everything you said before, it hurt me. I hate you for saying them, and I hate myself for caring. I hate more than anything that I…that it’s so hard for me to say how much I love you.”
“Proofs of the “truth” always start from the center of one’s own religion and work outward. The result is a biased way of thinking which we are brought up to accept from childhood. Nevertheless generations lived and still do live in the conviction that they possess the “truth.”
“He’s not my dad,” Kaira said. “Just because he married my— As soon as I turn eighteen I’m firing his ass! Then I’ll call you.”
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