Quotes from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend

Matthew Dicks ·  311 pages

Rating: (25.1K votes)


“You have to be the bravest person in the world to go out every day, being yourself when no one likes who you are.”
― Matthew Dicks, quote from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend


“Monsters are bad things, but monsters that do not walk and talk like monsters are the worst.”
― Matthew Dicks, quote from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend


“It's strange how teachers can go off to college for all those years to learn to become teachers, but some of them never learn the easy stuff. Like making kids laugh. And making sure they know that you love them.”
― Matthew Dicks, quote from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend


“No matter what happens, I don’t think that anyone will remember me when I disappear. It will be like I was never here. There will be no proof that I ever existed … you can’t be sad if you disappear, because disappeared people can’t feel sad. They can only be remembered or forgotten.”
― Matthew Dicks, quote from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend


“I step through the door anyway, knowing that the hard thing and the right thing are usually the same thing.”
― Matthew Dicks, quote from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend



“Now I think these are the three worst things in the world:
1. Waiting
2. Not Knowing
3. Not existing”
― Matthew Dicks, quote from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend


“It's very strange to be an imaginary friend. You can't be suffocated and you can't get sick and you can't fall and break your head and you can't catch pneumonia. The only thing that can kill you is a person not believing in you.”
― Matthew Dicks, quote from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend


“I hated Pinocchio. I think I was the only one in the class who hated him. Pinocchio was alive, but that was not enough for him. He could walk and talk and touch things in the real world, but he spent the whole book wanting more.

Pinocchio didn’t know how lucky he was.”
― Matthew Dicks, quote from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend


“There are two types of teachers in the world: there are those who play school and teachers that teach school”
― Matthew Dicks, quote from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend


“Maybe we are all somebody's devil.”
― Matthew Dicks, quote from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend



“It's hard to not worry, because trying not to worry reminds me that I should be worried”
― Matthew Dicks, quote from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend


“Maybe they hurt so much that the only way they can say it, is to say nothing”
― Matthew Dicks, quote from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend


“—¿Y qué ocurre cuando uno muere?
—Tampoco yo lo sé.
—Entonces, ¿por qué tener miedo? —dice Oswald—. Yo creo que no ocurre nada.
Y si ocurre algo que es mejor que nada, pues mejor que mejor.
—¿Y si lo que ocurre es peor que nada? —le digo.
—No existe nada peor que nada. Pero si no es nada, no podré saberlo porque yo no seré nada.
Oyéndolo hablar así, siento que Oswald es un genio.
—Pero, y si no existes, ¿qué? —le pregunto—. El mundo entero seguirá viviendo
sin ti. Como si nunca hubieras pasado por aquí. Y el día en que todas las personas que has conocido también hayan muerto, será como si nunca, nunca hubieras existido. ¿No te
parece una pena que pase eso?
—Si salvo a Max, no. Si lo salvo, existiré para siempre.”
― Matthew Dicks, quote from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend


“The world can be so complicated for Max. Even when he gets something right, it can still go wrong.”
― Matthew Dicks, quote from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend


“A veces uno cree saber cosas sin saber por qué.”
― Matthew Dicks, quote from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend



“I love you, Max,' I whisper as his face and everything else in the world fades to white”
― Matthew Dicks, quote from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend


“Everyone gets so worried about the people who are still living when the people who are really hurting are the dead ones. People like Grandma and Graham.They don’t exist anymore.
There is nothing worse than that”
― Matthew Dicks, quote from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend


“he has a lot going on inside of him all the time so he doesn't worry so much about what is going on outside him. That's what people don't understand”
― Matthew Dicks, quote from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend


“He's dancing with the devil in pale moonlight”
― Matthew Dicks, quote from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend


“I was right. Mrs. Patterson is neat and organized. She cannot be trusted.”
― Matthew Dicks, quote from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend



“Podrás salvarlo cuando hayas podido salvarte a ti mismo.”
― Matthew Dicks, quote from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend


“I step through the door anyway, knowing that the hard thing and the right thing are usually the same thing”
― Matthew Dicks, quote from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend


“The thing I like best about Max is that he is brave.” “What did he do that was brave?” “It’s not one thing,” I say. “It’s everything. Max is not like any other person in the whole world. Kids make fun of him because he is different. His mom tries to change him into a different boy and his dad tries to treat him like he is someone else. Even his teachers treat him differently, and not always nicely. Even Mrs. Gosk. She is perfect but she still treats Max differently. No one treats him like a regular boy, but everyone wants him to be regular instead of himself. With all that, Max still gets out of bed every morning and goes to school and the park and the bus stop and even the kitchen table.”
― Matthew Dicks, quote from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend


“Él no comprende que la gente se comporte de manera distinta según la situación.”
― Matthew Dicks, quote from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend


“Max lives on the inside and the other kids live onthe outside. That's what makes him so different. Max doesn't have an outside. Max is all inside”
― Matthew Dicks, quote from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend



“No soy su madre ni su padre, pero sí su amigo, y me siento orgullosísimo de él.”
― Matthew Dicks, quote from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend


“Lions eat giraffes so they can survive even though the giraffes didn’t do anything to the lions, and nobody thinks that the lions are wrong.”
― Matthew Dicks, quote from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend


“Maybe we are all somebody’s devil,” Oswald says. “Maybe even me and you.”
― Matthew Dicks, quote from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend


“Monsters are bad things, but monsters that do not walk and talk like monsters are the worst”
― Matthew Dicks, quote from Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend


About the author

Matthew Dicks
Born place: in Woonsocket, RI, The United States
See more on GoodReads

Popular quotes

“How can he do this? If you were mine, I would fight to keep you. I would die, before I let you go.”
― Juliet Marillier, quote from Daughter of the Forest


“Later that summer, as rain fell, such a moment shimmered and paused on the brink, and then began the ancient dance of numbers: two, four, eight, sixteen, thirty-two, and a new life took root and began to grow. And thus the generations past were joined to the unknowable future.”
― Mary Doria Russell, quote from The Sparrow


“Don't ever make the mistake most New Yorkers do, of underestimating Chicago. They think it's only a postage stamp on a very large envelope, and they're the envelope.”
― Jeffrey Archer, quote from Kane and Abel


“Addiction is a decision. An individual wants something, whatever that something is, and makes a desicion to get it. Once they have it, they make a decision to take it. If they take it too often, that process of decision making gets out of control, and if it gets far out of control, it becomes an addiction. At that point the decision is a difficult one to make, but it is still a decision. Do I or don't I. Am I going to take or am I not going to waste my life or am I going to say no and try and stay sober and be a decent person. It is a decision. Each and every time. A decision. String enough of those decisions together and you set a course and you set a standard of living. Addict or human. Genetics do not make that call. They are just an excuse. They allow people to say it wasn't my fault I am genetically predisposed. It wasn't my fault I was programmed from day one. It wasn't my fault I didn't have any say in the matter. Bullshit. Fuck that bullshit. There is always a decision. Take responsibility for it. Addict or human. It's a fucking decision. Each and every time.”
― James Frey, quote from A Million Little Pieces


“I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.”
― Douglas Adams, quote from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe


Interesting books

Kitty and the Midnight Hour
(27.3K)
Kitty and the Midnig...
by Carrie Vaughn
The Strange Power
(6.3K)
The Strange Power
by L.J. Smith
Idylls of the King
(8.3K)
Idylls of the King
by Alfred Tennyson
Twilight Watch
(15.4K)
Twilight Watch
by Sergei Lukyanenko
Separation of Power
(35.2K)
Separation of Power
by Vince Flynn
All Families are Psychotic
(12.2K)
All Families are Psy...
by Douglas Coupland

About BookQuoters

BookQuoters is a community of passionate readers who enjoy sharing the most meaningful, memorable and interesting quotes from great books. As the world communicates more and more via texts, memes and sound bytes, short but profound quotes from books have become more relevant and important. For some of us a quote becomes a mantra, a goal or a philosophy by which we live. For all of us, quotes are a great way to remember a book and to carry with us the author’s best ideas.

We thoughtfully gather quotes from our favorite books, both classic and current, and choose the ones that are most thought-provoking. Each quote represents a book that is interesting, well written and has potential to enhance the reader’s life. We also accept submissions from our visitors and will select the quotes we feel are most appealing to the BookQuoters community.

Founded in 2023, BookQuoters has quickly become a large and vibrant community of people who share an affinity for books. Books are seen by some as a throwback to a previous world; conversely, gleaning the main ideas of a book via a quote or a quick summary is typical of the Information Age but is a habit disdained by some diehard readers. We feel that we have the best of both worlds at BookQuoters; we read books cover-to-cover but offer you some of the highlights. We hope you’ll join us.