Preacher, Volume 1: Gone to Texas

I thought you an' I'd already settled the roles in the fucker/fuckee relationship! I guess I thought wrong!

Criminal: You can suck my dick, motherfucker! Detective Bridges: You suck mine! [shoves barrel of pistol in the Criminal's mouth] An' you get used to it, cause you get to Rykers you're gonna find a lot of dick on the goddamn menu! Now grunt twice for yes! You through bitchin'?

Sheriff Root: "Ask Me, I reckon it was niggers" Deputy: "How you reckon that, Sheriff Root?" Sheriff Root: "Kinda thing they do" Deputy: "What, burn two hundred people to death, right down to the bone? They do that?" Sheriff Root: "MARTIAN niggers

If the Devil created Texas like some folks say he did, this is where he rested on the seventh day.

Christ, I think I'd grow old if I lost you.